Category Archives: Movies

Spiffing Review continues

Almost a year ago I started podcasting with Mr Wayne Bolt. This was my first foray into podcasterisation – while I’ve written and presented lots of video material for FXhome over the years, I’d never ventured into audio-only territory. The first time since I recorded my own pretend radio shows when I was 8, that is, using nothing but a dual tape deck.

This year we’ve been rather irregular, partly due to being slack and partly due to being busy with other projects. We’re now attempting to redress that with fortnightly episodes – we’ll see if we’re able to keep that up.

Anyway, a new episode was recorded yesterday and is now available via the web, iTunes and other podcastery places. we talk about Predators, amongst other thigns.

You can check it out here: http://spiffingreview.com/2010/07/15/episode-14-predators/

Writings, Christmas, Film4, stuff

An assortment to things to write about this evening while I render out 30+ VFX shots for Guinod, a martial arts opera I’ve been helping a friend finish off. It premieres in a couple of weeks at Norwich’s Cinema City, so I’ll be sure to say how it goes. Bulk of my work on it is done, I just have to render all the bits and pieces – a process that is considerably fiddlier than it should be due to a few quirks in the compositing software I’m using.

Which brings me to a broader question of my involvement with filmmaking: currently it’s taking up more of my time than I would like, in the process reducing the time I have to focus on my writing, be it novel or journalism or simple blogging. Go back a decade and I had the time to fit everything in, such is the life of a single student. Now, though, I have to juggle many more things (which I don’t mind doing at all, because  they’re all good things) and have no real choice but to specialise to a degree. The question is simple: do I want to be a writer, or a filmmaker? They’re not mutually exclusive, of course, but my current resources are finite.

Writing requires one thing: my own skill as a writer. I’ve yet to really have that proved one way or the other but there is at least the potential of it reaching a truly professional level. Filmmaking, on the other hand, is a vast process requiring coordination between many people and disciplines. Even with the best will and effort the results can easily be disappointing when working at an amateur, unfunded level. To progress to where I want to get would require investing in new equipment and new software which I simply can’t justify given that it’s essentially only a hobby – I no longer have any illusions about turning it into a career.

Which isn’t to say I can’t write film material for other people. I’d happily work on scripts for other people, as long as they have a sensible creative process that focuses on quality. Otherwise, though, 2010 is currently looking like the year in which I’ll try to become a professional, published writer. I can’t wait to see if I can pull it off! I’ve got two nearly finished novels almost ready to go, after all.

In other news:

  • I was quoted in a Film4.com article, having moaned yet again about the woefulness that is Gamer. Here’s the Film4 article, and here’s my Spiffing Review podcast in which we gave our glowing commentary on the movie.
  • Christmas is happening next week. For the first time we’re holding it at our place, which is both terrifying and exciting. We have lots of sparkly, glowy things hanging all over the place.
  • Left 4 Dead 2′s scavenge mode is fantastic.
  • Played Trackmania for the first time in years on Friday. It’s still genius.
  • Finally watched Speed Racer. Might have to give it a special section on the next Spiffing Review. It’s fabulous.
  • This article over at the Guardian really pissed me off. It undermines both gaming and the plight of women suffering from violence by using an astoundingly illogical argument which turns bait-and-switch and strawman tactics into a new artform. Looks like quite a few other people were a bit miffed, judging from the 700+ comments. I haven’t had time to read them all, obviously, but many of them seemed to offer far more intelligent and coherent views on the genuinely important and interesting topics. It’s great that Jaqueline Hunt has an organisation like Equality Now, but she’s never going to get anywhere if she focuses on scapegoating an entire artistic/entertainment medium rather than going after the genuine societal problems.

149,566 – War! What is it good for?

Well, it’s good for exciting finales, for a start. But I’d better say no more for fear of dropping too many spoilers.

Hard to find time to write the last few weeks, what witha combination of House Moving Stuff, podcasting and Batman: Arkham Asylum (the compulsion is waning, though, so I should be back to normal now). Having said that, what I have been able to write has been really good – if I may say so myself. Or, at the very least, extremely satisfying.

The Big Bad and the Big Good are currently having their Big Face Off, and it’s so far proving extremely fun. Rather at the last minute I’ve been able to inject a little more thoughtfulness into the climax, rather than it just being a series of scrappy fights. With luck it should make it more interesting and memorable.

Next up is some traumatic GBH, then I’ll be seriously close to ACTUAL COMPLETION. Yes, I know I’ve said that so many times this year as to make my deadlines an absurdity, but this time it looks genuinely possible.

Of course, I’m also doing VFX on a short film called Guinod (it’s a martial arts opera, believe it or not), am editing and doing VFX on a steampunk short and am also indulging in the aforementioned podcasteroo (which means seeing Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs this Wednesday). But, hey, I like being busy! At some point I need to find time to write some more articles for Potential Gamer, too, and try to push my portfolio out there a little more successfully.

For now, however, I shall go to bed.

136,584 – Sofas, Star Trek, Transformers and VFX

Sofas: Looked at quite a few of them. I still think there needs to be some kind of market-wide price comparison system in place, whereby items of all kinds get fairly compared and priced accordingly. Because, let’s face it, a sofa shouldn’t cost the same amount as a top of the line PC/bottom of the line Mac. Consider the difference in technological requirements. Consider the differing levels of R&D that goes into each product. Consider the versatility and potential customer reward when using the products. If a sofa can cost £800 (and that’s middle of the range), then a good computer should cost about £50,000. Yes, yes, I know they’re completely different markets with different demographics and production lines etc etc….but I really don’t care. As a consumer myself, who owns both sofas and computers, I expect them to be priced sensibly. No matter how nice a sofa is, it’s still just a sofa.

Star Trek: Fantastic! Loved the reboot. Can’t wait to see what they do next, although I do hope it isn’t more of the same.

Transformers 2: Awful. How can so much technical achievement and talent go into such a terrible end product? A crappy, boring film with a really unpleasant nasty attitude.

VFX: Finished doing VFX on a friend’s film on Friday. Now doing the grade, which needs to be done in time for this Saturday’s premiere. Nothing like last minute!

Oh yes, and the book has unfortunately had to take a back seat due to the VFX and house moving antics. Hopefully that will change soon.

Movie catch-up

Seen quite a few movies over the last couple of weeks, whether on a plane, on holiday in Derbyshire or back here over the Bank Holiday weekend. To sum up -

Frost/Nixon - Great little thriller, with Ron Howard pulling the Apollo 13 trick and making a story with a known ending still be entirely gripping. Brilliant performances and pleasantly subtle in its politics. Kept me awake from Gatwick to Cincinnati, which is saying something.

3:10 to Yuma – Seen it before, but watched it again with Nadia and Hena in our little cottage last week. Really old fashioned and with a fascinating portrayal of hard men and men trying to be hard. Bale trying to win the respect of his son gets me every time.

Monsoon Wedding – Brilliantly colorful film full of memorable characters. The paedophile subplot seemed a little unnecessary, in that there was already more than enough drama in the wedding preparations/affairs/etc without needing something so overtly melodramatic – although it did give the uncle a chance to show how he prioritised family above his financial needs (though I do worry about what happened with his debts after the film ended!). Best thing about the film was Dubey and his comedic – and heart-warming – antics.

Wanted – This has officially replaced Casshern as the most ridiculous film I’ve ever seen, and has arguably dethroned xXx as the worst film I’ve ever seen. Although xXx was woefully terrible, it at least had the good sense to recognise its own b-movie silliness, embracing it for maximum effect. It didn’t capture that fun, 80s-style escapism that Rob Cohen nailed in the first Fast & The Furious, but it knew what it was, to a degree. Wanted is seemingly completely unware of its shitness and stupidity. Having glanced at the comic, it would seem that they completely misinterpreted it, heightening the ludicrous action sequences while discarding the superhero setting that acts as the necessary justification for the hijinks. Also, they quite clearly missed a trick by calling it the Loom of Fate instead of the Loom of Doom.

The Golden Compass – Again, seen it before, but watched it for the 2nd time last night. I stirred up a bit of a storm on Twitter and Facebook by claiming to really like it, incurring the wrath of both fans and non-fans of the book. To clarify, I’m well aware that it completely misses several of the points of the books and I’m aware that it is very kiddified, absurdly rushed and a complete mess in its final third due to studio interference. However, when it gets things right – Oxford, London, daemons, zeppellins, Mrs Coulter, Scorseby – it gets them really right. As such, it works as a kind of visual compendium of memorable elements from the book. As a standalone adaptation it doesn’t work: as a scrapbook of visual elements it’s exciting, as long as you bring all the story and significance from your knowledge of the book itself.