Alessio Rastani, infocracy and Wikimoku

A man called Alessio Rastani trended all over the internet in the last 48 hours due to a remarkable interview he gave on the BBC. You can read all about it here.

What he talked about isn’t particularly startling – it’s what any slightly cynical or rational person will have observed about the world. It is quite startling that he said it at all, though. As with all these things, banking and dodgy News International journalism and political lobbying and capitalism in general relies on plausible deniability. Even if everybody knows dodgy stuff is going on, as long as nobody actually says it out loud, it’s fine and can continue.

Already rumour is going around that Alessio Rastani is a hoax or prank, a character created by anti-capitalists to stir up trouble/spread awareness. The BBC are stating that he is legit. Even if he isn’t a hoax, though, you can bet there are vested interests drawing up smear campaigns and trying their damnedest right now to undermine his credibility however they can – the corrupt and deceptive economy and society we find ourselves in relies on a kind of global sleight of hand, or a voluntary mass ignorance (or perhaps an obligatory look-the-other-way). When the cogs of the machine start to shine a light on the inner workings, it’s a lot harder to maintain that plausible deniability, and a lot harder to paint capitalism and markets as an uncontrollable, natural force – rather than the man-made, controlled system that it is.

Anyway, this is really just a long, self-indulgent excuse to plug a short story I wrote a few months back. Titled Wikimoku, it’s about the creation of the first truly infocratic society, in which This Kind Of Thing wouldn’t happen. It’s a theme I’d definitely like to expand upon, either in further short stories or perhaps a longer form.

You can read it here. I’d really like to know what you think of it.

Let me be clear: catchphrase rioting

‘Let me be clear’, the current political phrase-du-jour, was used by David Cameron three times today in his riot speech. Including derivations it was used eleven times. I’m beginning to suspect that there’s a correlation here, with clarity gradually dropping as the number of ‘let me be clear’s increases.

There are a fair few things to take issue with in Cameron’s speech (the assumption that politicians are in any way suitable for lecturing on morality; that young thieves deserve severe punishment while political and banking thieves are allowed to return their ill-gotten gains or receive bail outs from the tax payer; that the traditional ‘family’ is some kind of magical panacea; the strawman shoehorning of human rights and health and safety into the debate, all of which are largely irrelevant to the rioting, simply to forward the Tory agenda which is in fact striving for less responsibility; the incorrect and dangerous assumption that safe streets require tougher police without ‘paperwork’ to hold them back; the ridiculous, naive use of the sentence “A concerted, all-out war on gangs and gang culture”, as if that’ll do anything other than encourage them; the relegation of the banking crisis, MPs expenses and phone hacking scandals to a minor footnote at the end, when it’s integral to the problem at hand) but it is the meaningless overuse of ‘let it be clear’ that I find most objectionable.

It’s not just Cameron, of course. In the last few weeks, everybody has started saying it. Reverend Nims Obunge on Newsnight, for example, repeatedly stressed how he wanted to be clear, often making the declaration so many times that he then ran out of time to make his actual point.

‘Let me be clear’ is the new ‘common sense’. If you feel the need to declare that something is ‘common sense’, chances are it isn’t – it’s just you imprinting your personal ideology onto everybody else. Similarly, if you drop ‘let me be clear’ onto the start of every sentence, it’s probably because you’re not being clear, or because you don’t actually have a decent point to make but want to convince everybody otherwise.

Let me be clear: if your point is clear, you don’t need to prefix it with ‘let me be clear’. And if your point isn’t clear, you should rethink or rewrite it, as a catchphrase isn’t going to help.

Short story: The Reaper Meter

A few months back I wrote this for the Writers & Artists short story competition. It didn’t get anywhere, which means I can now put it online for general perusal.

It’s called The Reaper Meter and is an idea I’ve had floating around for ages, concerning a scientist attempting to identify exactly what his latest contraption actually does. I don’t think I really nailed it this time round, so I may well revisit the concept again in the future. I think there’s a really fun dark comedy to be found in it somewhere.

Click here to read the PDF.

Some VFX updates

Above is a quick test I made using HitFilm, FXhome’s new super-amazing-does-everything video software. I may be biased.

I made a little tutorial to go with that video:

The lovely thing about making tutorials for HitFilm is how responsive it is – you don’t need to do any massaging of the screen capture to make it watchable. You can simply fire up Camtasia, switch on the H4n and put together the tutorial in real time as you use the software. It’s actually fun to do.

I’m not just working on FXhome-related videos. I’m also piecing together the first It’s A Trap sketch, which is taking a little longer than we’d hoped due to various post technical issues. Most of those have now been resolved so hopefully it’ll see the light of day soon.

What I did for 3 years

The last week was an interesting one. For the last 3 years-or-so I’ve been working at FXhome on a brand new video product called HitFilm. For most of those 3 years it was entirely under wraps, which meant I spent an awful lot of time promising our video fans that we were working on something cool, without being able to give any details.

A month and a half ago we finally announced the product, and on July 1st it was released to the world. Turns out that releasing a product to the public after 3 years of development is a rather unique mixture of exciting and terrifying. Fortunately, most of the feedback so far has been very positive.

A big thing for me is the new website at HitFilm.com. Having nurtured the FXhome.com community for the last 10 years (!) I’m eager to make sure that HitFilm.com carries on the traditions of fairness, good discussion and tolerance that we established at FXhome and which are so rare to find on the internet.

There’s so much more still to do and we have a fairly limitless bunch of ideas (and that’s before we even start getting into suggestions from the community), so there are exciting times still to come. It’s odd to think that HitFilm has only been out for a single week – it feels like months. Feedback in the age of social media is so instant and so 2-way that everything becomes quite intensified.

Anyway, check us out over at http://hitfilm.com. :)